Hand of God
I'm English by birth, and therefore tainted by all failures since our 1966 football World Cup success to make a football nation truly proud. Twenty years later, in the quarter-final match between Argentina and England, Maradona, their prima donna, leapt and scored an apparent headed goal, ruining what may have been our salvation. After the game he proclaimed the goal, which was post-match deemed handball and should therefore have been disallowed, was a little with the head of Maradona, and a little with the hand of God.
Since then all natives of this hallowed land, Argentina, have been tarred with the same brush of contempt by my countrymen, notwithstanding a modern day hero granted by the world Messi'ah like status. Witness to this, I finally got to touch the birth land of God's left hand.